We decided this morning that this is what we will have for dinner. The great Hannah Glasse wrote “first, catch your hare”.
This was true of the corned beef. I unstuck the little key thingy from the top of the tin and searched for the flap of metal to attach it to. After feeling all round and failing to find it I stripped the tin of it’s label and there it was! I prised it out and forced the key on to it. After much manipulation I got it to turn...once, and no more. Out came the electric tin opener. (This was an engagement present 49 years ago) no go, it gave up at the corner turn. OH tried, he reverted to the hand tin opener. He managed to open it! Being a helpful man he then opened the other end to push the corned beef through. It shot out at a rate of knots, skidded the length of the work top and along the floor leaving it’s fatty trail.
I did catch it and kill it and make it into corned beef hash with mash on top. It had better taste good!
This was true of the corned beef. I unstuck the little key thingy from the top of the tin and searched for the flap of metal to attach it to. After feeling all round and failing to find it I stripped the tin of it’s label and there it was! I prised it out and forced the key on to it. After much manipulation I got it to turn...once, and no more. Out came the electric tin opener. (This was an engagement present 49 years ago) no go, it gave up at the corner turn. OH tried, he reverted to the hand tin opener. He managed to open it! Being a helpful man he then opened the other end to push the corned beef through. It shot out at a rate of knots, skidded the length of the work top and along the floor leaving it’s fatty trail.
I did catch it and kill it and make it into corned beef hash with mash on top. It had better taste good!
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