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    Emmy fell in love with ....

    You may have seen this elsewhere, but have a go and give us a chuckle. The idea is that Emmy keeps choosing unsuitable partners who let her down in ways related to their jobs.

    I'll start


    Emmy fell in love with a chef but got burned.
    "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

    (Marianne Williamson)

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    Not seen this before

    Emmy fell in love with a lifeguard but almost drowned
    “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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      #3
      Emmy fell in love with a Plumber but was flushed
      Im not fat just 6ft too small

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        #4
        Emmy fell in love with a nurse but got bedbound
        “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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          #5
          Amy fell in love with a gardener but got pruned
          What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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            #6
            Emmy fell in love wIth an electrician but was shocked.
            Sometimes I forget to like posts,but that doesn't mean I don't like them.

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              #7
              Emmy fell in love with a vet but caught kennel cough
              “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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                #8
                Emmy fell in love with a tree surgeon but got felled.
                "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                (Marianne Williamson)

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                  #9
                  Emmy fell in love with a carpenter but got hammered.
                  Always face the sunshine and the shadows fall behind you.

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                    #10
                    Emmy fell in love with a dog walker but got muddy.
                    "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                    (Marianne Williamson)

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                      #11
                      Emmy fell in love with a florist but caught hayfever
                      “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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                        #12
                        Emmy fell in love with a librarian but got put on the back shelf.
                        "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                        (Marianne Williamson)

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                          #13
                          Emmy fell in love with a singer but went hoarse.
                          “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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                            #14
                            Emmy fell in love with a psychiatrist but went mental.
                            Always face the sunshine and the shadows fall behind you.

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                              #15
                              Emmy fell in love with an accountant but lost count.
                              “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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