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    #16
    Emmy fell in love with a Massage therapist but got rubbed up the wrong way '


    Did have one about a Bricky (bricklayer) but it sounded rude
    Im not fat just 6ft too small

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      #17
      Emmy fell in love with a chef but got GRILLED
      What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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        #18
        Emmy fell in love with a chiropodist but got cold feet.
        Always face the sunshine and the shadows fall behind you.

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          #19
          Now we are all wondering what it was Oma


          Emmy fell in love with a manicurist but got scratched
          “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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            #20
            Emmy fell in love with a bus driver but missed the stop.
            "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

            (Marianne Williamson)

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              #21
              Think (Laying) bricks Gem
              Im not fat just 6ft too small

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                #22
                Emmy fell in love with a Glazier but got smashed
                Im not fat just 6ft too small

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                  #23
                  Emmy fell in love with a policeman but got arrested.
                  "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                  (Marianne Williamson)

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                    #24
                    Ah, LOL, yes Oma


                    Emmy fell in love with a welder but melted
                    “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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                      #25
                      Just thought of one about a carpet fitter, enough said.

                      Emmy fell in love with a gardener but got PLANTED
                      What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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                        #26
                        Ladies - Emmy is a very proper young lady, you know!

                        Emmy fell in love with a trombone player but he blew her out.
                        "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                        (Marianne Williamson)

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                          #27
                          Same answer as my Bricklayer Plant hahahaha
                          Im not fat just 6ft too small

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                            #28
                            Emmy fell in love with a fire fighter but got her fingers burned.
                            Always face the sunshine and the shadows fall behind you.

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                              #29
                              Emmy fell in love with a telephonist but got cut off.
                              "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                              (Marianne Williamson)

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                                #30
                                Emmy fell in love with a presenter but got shown up
                                “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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