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**Daisy** · 25-09-2021, 09:34 PM

The only reason the postman hasn't murdered all the people in my house is because I bark at him.

**Daisy** · 26-09-2021, 08:11 AM

So much to do ... so little desire to do it!

**Daisy** · 27-09-2021, 07:45 AM

Too cold, too early, too Monday.

**Daisy** · 28-09-2021, 08:44 AM

When someone makes fun of you for being short they're basically saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn't enough of you.

**Daisy** · 30-09-2021, 07:54 AM

Going to bed early. Not leaving my house. Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

**Gemini** · 30-09-2021, 10:21 AM

So true

**Daisy** · 01-10-2021, 02:13 PM

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

**Daisy** · 02-10-2021, 07:58 AM

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

**Daisy** · 03-10-2021, 08:49 AM

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

**Daisy** · 04-10-2021, 07:53 AM

You only need two tools in life - WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use Duct Tape.

**Oma** · 04-10-2021, 11:03 AM

This is B's Mantra

**Daisy** · 04-10-2021, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Oma View Post

This is B's Mantra

And my J's, Oma!!!

**Daisy** · 05-10-2021, 07:03 AM

Everywhere you go, leave a glitter trail of kindness behind you.

**Gemini** · 05-10-2021, 08:26 AM

Aww, how lovely 🥰

**Daisy** · 06-10-2021, 07:11 AM

One day I'm going to make onions cry.

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