Ten things that make dogs disgruntled!

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Ten things that make dogs disgruntled!

Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A **** DOG

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Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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Getting upset when I sniff the private parts of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

[Daisy]

Hahaha So much truth in one post!

[Nana]

Brilliant! We're dog lovers & have a gorgeous cocker spaniel. He's only young so ALL these apply to him. Big grin.

[Plantaholic]

That is so good, wonder if those thoughts do in fact go through a dogs mind.