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    Instructions

    Today I bought a pair of Marrigold rubber gloves , I opened them tonight and I kid you not there was a instructions pamphlet inside telling you how to use them 😲😲😲.
    I mean come on if your stupid enough to need to be told how to use a pair of rubber gloves maybe you shouldn't be doing anything that needs you to wear them .
    What next instructions on how to breath 😩
    Im not fat just 6ft too small
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    Barmy isn't it Oma.
    Sometimes I forget to like posts,but that doesn't mean I don't like them.
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      #3
      That's made me laugh out loud, Oma! But you have to remember some people may think of some other use for them!!!
      "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

      (Marianne Williamson)
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        #4
        I suppose it is our old friend Health and Safety
        What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare
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          #5
          I don't need instructions as I don't wear them because I don't do any housework ....... Only joking! 😆😆
          If you want to go fast go alone, if you want to go far go together
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            #6
            All manufacturers have to allow for every level of stupid and over the years I have seen some first class, gold star, truly amazing levels of stupid
            Be careful when blindly following the Masses.
            Sometimes the 'M' is silent.
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              #7
              BL - Hahaha - is that why you chose your signature about the Masses?

              Nice to see you posting - we were a bit worried about you. xx
              "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

              (Marianne Williamson)
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                #8
                Some of these instructions, and Serving Suggestions on packets, are hilarious!

                Yes BL, you have been missed
                “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown
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                  #9
                  One of my favourites is when you buy something in a box and written on the box is.....Open box to remove contents ...Well who'd have thought, thats obviously where I have been going wrong, I've got all these boxes all over the place...so I need to open them then ?
                  Bring me sunshine in your smile.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mimi View Post
                    One of my favourites is when you buy something in a box and written on the box is.....Open box to remove contents ...Well who'd have thought, thats obviously where I have been going wrong, I've got all these boxes all over the place...so I need to open them then ?
                    “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown
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                      #11
                      I think my favourite are those instructions (usually for something electrical) with line drawings, spidery arrows pointing to letters or numbers. Then you have to search through 10 different languages to find the English bit which says "plug"!!
                      "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                      (Marianne Williamson)
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                        #12
                        Why has no-one mentioned the Ikea construction instructions? 😂
                        "Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them....your smile, your hope, and your courage."

                        (Doe Zantamata.)
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                          #13
                          Nana does anyone actually read Ikea,s 😁😁😁
                          Im not fat just 6ft too small
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Oma View Post
                            Nana does anyone actually read Ikea,s 😁😁😁
                            Well men never read ANY instructions
                            Bring me sunshine in your smile.
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                              #15
                              That's why they take stuff apart & make it again from scratch. 😂
                              "Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them....your smile, your hope, and your courage."

                              (Doe Zantamata.)
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