Husband and I have loads of shared words and phrases such as “When will I see you again” meaning it is cold outside (Three Degrees) and daft potatoes meaning dauphinois potatoes. What ones do you have with your partner/family? Oma I am sure you have loads. I can feel it.......
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If you want to go fast go alone, if you want to go far go together -
We have obscure jokes! Such as -
Any song we hear on the radio, but can't place is from "Midnight Cowboy"
The only possible answer to any quiz question we don't know is "Brian Trubshaw"
The most important date on the calendar in November is Valentine's Day, which everyone knows is the 14 November!
Any posh meal is Gordon Blue cuisine.
and lots more - all equally silly.
"Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "
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Petit pois are posh peas.
Neapolitan ice cream is Napoleon ice cream
Tap water is corporation popBring me sunshine in your smile.Comment
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If anything stressful or scary is happening we advise each other to “stick your bottom teeth out”. Whilst on holiday on a Greek island our hire car broke down in the middle of nowhere and the street lights suddenly went out. DS was about 4 at the time and said “I know what to do. We’ll stick our bottom teeth out and be brave fearless and bold”.
P.S. We do have teeth in our mouths and not our posteriors in case anyone is wondering!xxComment
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Shem - that's priceless!
"Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "
(Marianne Williamson)Comment
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Playing cards with DD when she was little , if she didn't want anyone to see her hand she would say " Invert your eyes "
That's stuck with us now and that's what we always say !Bring me sunshine in your smile.Comment
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Dooby ferkins ...Pan scrubers
Dog nuts ...Doughnuts
Take a tagamet time ... for any problem arising
( it was a indigestion tablet before Lanzoprosol )
Not fit to send a dog out send your Dad ... bad weather
Like a sausage in a Condom ... large lady in a tight dress
Horses doofers ....Hors d'oeuver
Squeeky cheese , Halloumi
Your a Dat Dag .... your a rat bag , friends little boy couldn't say rat bag so said that and it stuck
Cushy cows ... Cows but for some reason always been Cushy cows
We have lots of sayings only us two would understand ,some too rude to repeat
Im not fat just 6ft too smallComment
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We say horses doofers too, Oma. Will try to,think of some that can be repeated in public 🤐"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr SeussComment
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Macaroni In our house is Shetland pony 😋
If it’s chilly out I say to the kids it’s chilli con carne they say it a treatLast edited by Qwerty; 07-01-2018, 06:29 PM.Comment
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