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    MONDAY FUN.

    You need to start your sentence with:
    One thing I don't understand is....
    So -
    One thing I don't understand is: When I enter the supermarket I am immediately hit by a blast of hot air but when I walk around to shop I almost freeze to death!
    Be careful when blindly following the Masses.
    Sometimes the 'M' is silent.

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    One thing I don't understand is: Why my bed can feel so uncomfortable during the night, but so wonderfully comfortable when it's time to get up!
    “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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      #3
      One thing I don't understand is: why, when you buy socks in pairs they always come out of the washing machine as singles!
      Grandmothers are just antique little girls - author unknown

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        #4
        One thing I don't understand: Why, when in a coffee shop does the person in front of me ask the barista the other side of the counter ' Can I get a coffee ' ? not, ' Can I have a coffee'
        Bring me sunshine in your smile.

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          #5
          One thing I don't understand is: why, in any rail of clothes in M&S is my size the only one out of stock!
          "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

          (Marianne Williamson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Daisy View Post
            One thing I don't understand is: why, in any rail of clothes in M&S is my size the only one out of stock!
            And why, if you are lucky enough to find your size its always in black ?
            Bring me sunshine in your smile.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mimi View Post
              One thing I don't understand: Why, when in a coffee shop does the person in front of me ask the barista the other side of the counter ' Can I get a coffee ' ? not, ' Can I have a coffee'
              Or when people say they are "bored of" somethings when it was always "bored with"
              Be careful when blindly following the Masses.
              Sometimes the 'M' is silent.

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                #8
                When you ask mainly young people how they are or if you offer them something, they say i'm good thank you
                What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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                  #9
                  One things I don't understand is: why does the phone ring when I'm in the middle of posting on GRU!
                  "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                  (Marianne Williamson)

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                    #10
                    One thing I don't understand is : why all social invitations come in batches. Lots in one week then nothing going on for 3 weeks or more!
                    “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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                      #11
                      One thing I don't understand is why DH can never find anything in his wardrobe but when I look it's right in front of me!
                      "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr Seuss

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                        #12
                        One thing I don't understand is... Why OH announces that he had better start writing a list of Christmas presents he has to get for people when the only person has to buy for is me . I do all the Christmas shopping for every one else !
                        Oh and he moans when he has to go and buy some Christmas cards , again he only has to buy one ....mine !
                        Bring me sunshine in your smile.

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                          #13
                          Mimi - it's just a roundabout way of making sure you don't forget HIS card and present!!!
                          "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                          (Marianne Williamson)

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                            #14
                            One thing I don't understand is: why one day I can get loads done and another I seem to be busy but unproductive!
                            "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

                            (Marianne Williamson)

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