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    April Fools Day

    See who can be the first to spot the April Fools jokes on television or the newspapers.
    What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

    #2
    to keep cheeky monkeys from ripping off your wipers

    Longleat Safari Park to offer bubble wrap covers for cars
    The £10 bubble wrap service is to protect cars from monkeys
    Wrapping is not yet guaranteed to be totally rhino-proof

    In the Mail on line !
    Bring me sunshine in your smile.

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      #3
      Our local newspaper has the top story about protests over topless mud wrestling in the town hall

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        #4
        The Today programme had an item about making football goal posts wider, to enable teams to score more goals, starting with the minor European teams. They interviewed Harry Redknapp who talked a lot of nothing about moving the goal posts!!
        "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

        (Marianne Williamson)

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          #5
          The Telegraph has an article about a device which monitors your breathing when you are reading in bed and goes "boo" if you fall asleep.
          What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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            #6
            LOL Plant
            “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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              #7
              Look at The Guardian. It's totally brilliant. I don't want to spoil it for anyone.

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                #8
                Is it this one Minny? http://www.theguardian.com/media/201...uel-divestment Jeremy Clarkson
                Keep it in the ground

                Jeremy Clarkson joins Guardian drive for fossil fuel divestment

                Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. T.S Eliot

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mimi View Post
                  to keep cheeky monkeys from ripping off your wipers

                  Longleat Safari Park to offer bubble wrap covers for cars
                  The £10 bubble wrap service is to protect cars from monkeys
                  Wrapping is not yet guaranteed to be totally rhino-proof

                  In the Mail on line !

                  I fell for that one!! Did wonder if it would affect the engine!
                  xx

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Plantaholic View Post
                    The Telegraph has an article about a device which monitors your breathing when you are reading in bed and goes "boo" if you fall asleep.
                    Could do with one of these! OH often has to remove my specs and book - I apparently I insist I am still reading but I think the snoring gives me away!
                    xx

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