Ho! Ho! Ho!

[Daisy]

'Tis the season for Christmas lunches and dinners, and what do we find on the table?

Christmas crackers, of course.

So when you've played with the curly fish, lost or torn your paper hat you're left with the Joke.

Please share your best cracker jokes so we can all have a toe-curling giggle.

I'll start:


Q: What do you call Santa's little helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses

[Gemini]

Ha, not actually heard that is one before Daisy 😁

[Plantaholic]

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy. da da

[WeeGranny]

What did Santa say to Mrs Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like rain dear !

[Nana]

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

[Grauntie Mag]

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The re-tail Park.

[Clover]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire.

Frostbite!

[Plantaholic]

wonderful jokes.

[Grauntie Mag]

OH has just brought this home from a golf lunch...

Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

Tarzipan!

[Mimi]

Why are Christmas trees bad knitters

Because they keep loosing their needles

[Daisy]

Brilliant - I love all of them.

[Gemini]

Who looks after Santa when he's ill?


The National Elf Service

[Plantaholic]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations

Tinselitis

[Nana]

Keep 'em coming. These are funny.🤣😂

[Daisy]

I agree, Nana. We need a bit of a giggle sometimes.