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    Too Funny!

    My Goddaughter’s daughter came home from school and reported to her mother they had learned about their bodies at school that day. ‘Really’, said H ‘tell me what you learned.’ “well we learned that girls are like you and me, mummy, but boy’s willies are called penises and they have two marbles underneath in a bag. “Oh yes”, said H, “do you know what that bag is called?” “Yes, it’s called a ‘scrumptious’. “

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much. 🤣😂🤣😂😬😆
    Women are like tea bags; you never know how strong they are until they are put in hot water.
    Eleanor Roosevelt.

    #2
    Love it Grauntie.
    Sometimes I forget to like posts,but that doesn't mean I don't like them.

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      #3
      I like that!

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        #4
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just told B that he’s in hysterics, it’s now the new name for them in our house ,
        Crying with laughter here 😂😂😂
        Im not fat just 6ft too small

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          #5
          So funny!

          One day she will wonder about the two marbles, but my imagination is running wild here.
          "Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognise how good things really are. "

          (Marianne Williamson)

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            #6
            I wonder how she got that name - hilarious

            I find them far from scrumptious, but there you go!
            “A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.” – Unknown

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              #7
              I am sure she was serious but that is hilarious. Not sure what to think about the marbles.
              What is life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare

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